Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed
My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
Here’s to the people who talk others out of suicide but can’t do the same for themselves. Here’s to the people who constantly tell people they are beautiful, and wonderful just because they don’t want others to feel the way they do. Here’s to the ones who don’t get told this enough, I love you.